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EARIO

Age/Gender: 13, Male
Location: Canada, BC
Job: Multi Classer

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Entry #19

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EARIO

6/0=infinity

Posted by EARIO Jul. 14, 2008 @ 5:48 AM EDT

IN BRAUNAU IN AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
IN VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED
THEY SAID 'IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?'
I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.

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8 Comments

Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:20 AM darknessdweller says:

HAHA Garbage Whistle!

Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:28 PM EARIO responds:

well you have a shitty normal whistle.


Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:49 AM AdairTishler says:

lmao that hitler bel-air thing is pretty funny

but im pretty sure 6/0 is undefined

Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:26 PM EARIO responds:

no its infinity.


Jul. 15, 2008 | 9:00 AM chips2000 says:

the spongebob "imagination" made me laugh.
where did you get it?

LOL! but the lyrics is all wrong, did that intentionaly, right?

Jul. 15, 2008 | 6:29 PM EARIO responds:

ITS THE NAZI VERSION OF BEL-AIR FOOL!


Jul. 18, 2008 | 5:17 AM xxdomoxxkunxx says:

awesome pic

Jul. 18, 2008 | 6:40 AM EARIO responds:

niggers


Jul. 18, 2008 | 5:19 AM xxdomoxxkunxx says:

lol song is EPIC

Jul. 18, 2008 | 6:43 AM EARIO responds:

This is delicious copypasta.
You should try some.


Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:38 AM DeadlyWolfe says:

_/_(-_-)_\_


Jul. 22, 2008 | 11:08 PM ReNoERIC says:

looooooooooooool

Jul. 22, 2008 | 11:56 PM EARIO responds:

Error - Your response was too short. Please add more and try again.


Aug. 4, 2008 | 6:09 PM Freaki-boy92 says:

shiny silver whistle pwns your shitty garbage whistle.

and why did you claim to be wuzzles when you're obviously not wuzzles

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